Just read the 'Pro Lounge Posters'! My sides hurt too!
There's a lot of curiosity surrounding what resides in the Pro Lounge, but there shouldn't be any mystery. I described many of the exciting things that comes with a membership to the Pro Lounge. Besides getting all the templates that you can eat for a year, you get a colon cleansing every quarter with the powerful RocketTheme Rocket-Nozzle. And if you sign up today, Andy will stuff, I mean gently insert the hose for you!
Imagine the peace of mind you'll get as you watch all that putrefication exit your, well, you know! All thanks to the special RT Rocket Nozzle - made from things that you know.
But that's not all!
While your having a free beer in the Pro Lounge and receiving your foot massage, you can get the RocketTheme temporary tattoo! Your wife or significant other will only be fightin' mad at you for two, three or four years - depending on the kind of RT Tattoo temporary ink that you use. (for an example, check out (
http://www.rt4life.com) Now all your friends (hopefully female) will ask, "Is that a Rocket in your pocket, or are you getting ready to crap me a template?"
And, while supplies last, get the one and only RocketTheme Corn Cob! We've all been to the john, done our business, only to find out that there ain't no toilet paper! Now you can pull out your handy-dandy RT Corn Cob - with the new Rocket shape, and in just a couple of swipes your clean. DISCLAIMER: What you do after using the RT Corn Cob is your problem.
These are just a few of the exciting things that await you if sign up the the RocketTheme Pro Lounge! Ain't that darned excitin'!
The RocketTheme Pro Lounge! Hefner never had it this good!!
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