I was about to slash my wrists with a rusty razor (not the phone) because of the sorry templates that were out there, then I stumbled upon RT - literally! I had broken into a data center and tripped over the RT server.
While I was in jail, I could see the police-lady at the guard desk surfing the web. She was editing CSS. I asked her, "Why the heck are you doing that on the government's computer?"
She responded, "Shhh! I'm building a Joomla website with a Rocket Theme template that will make me tons of bucks so I can leave this minimum wage job."
I watched through the jail cell bars as she quickly and easily modified the look of the template to just the way she wanted.
The rest was history - or was it all just a figment of my imagination? Who knows? All I know is that I don't need to slash my wrists any longer with Rocket Theme around! Thanks Andy! You saved my pathetic life! Now I'm just depressed all the time!
dave
